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Post by Sir John on May 19, 2013 14:59:33 GMT -5
A beautiful young maiden is captured by bandits in the desert.
They finish by burying her up to the neck in the sand to await death by thirst. Our hero rides up on his white charger and asks her "what is in it for me if I dig you out"?
She replied,
SAND!
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Post by Swampy on May 19, 2013 17:53:40 GMT -5
Maybe I'm shellshocked by your argument on hyperinflation, but I don't get the joke.
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Post by Sir John on May 19, 2013 17:56:04 GMT -5
Swampy, I am afraid you are FAR too innocent to be allowed in this thread.
Have a think about what "it" is.
A mind like a sewer makes it all clear.
SJ
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Post by boxcar on May 19, 2013 18:11:29 GMT -5
That is a time joke
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Post by Swampy on May 19, 2013 18:30:01 GMT -5
Now I get it. Divorce lawyers are too innocent.
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Post by Sir John on May 19, 2013 18:52:08 GMT -5
You need to spend 6 months in a woman's prison!
SJ
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Post by boxcar on May 21, 2013 8:51:09 GMT -5
A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant, who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties.
One day a young man enters the store, glances at the shop assistant and the loaves of bread behind the counter.
Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says.
The shop assistant nods and climbs up a ladder.
To reach the raisin bread located on the very top shelf.
The man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he thought. When she descends, he decides he'd better get two loaves, as he's having company.
As the shop assistant retrieves the second loaf of bread, One of the other male customers notice what's going on and requests his own loaf of raisin bread too.
After many trips she is tired and irritated & begins to wonder, "why the unusual interest in the raisin bread?" Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men standing below.
Then, she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd. Thinking that she can save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is it raisin for you too?"
"No," stammers the old man, "but it's quivering a little."
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2013 2:40:34 GMT -5
Amazing that he could see that far let alone remember what he saw if he did  |
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Post by boxcar on May 24, 2013 16:16:59 GMT -5
Premier, I am 81 and they are going to have a hard time hammering down the lid on my coffin.
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2013 18:34:01 GMT -5
Premier, I am 81 and they are going to have a hard time hammering down the lid on my coffin. Funny how different people have different attitudes. I'll be 72 this summer (a mere pup) and the three succeeding male generations before me all died prior to 65. I just figured I'd be the next in line. So I thought I would outsmart the system and retire early (57) so I could enjoy my remaining few years free of the stress and pressure of corporate America. Well, that didn't work, I've lived much longer than "planned". Anyway, I've lived a full and complete life and am ready to go any time. I've done everything I've wanted to do, really don't have a Bucket List. With health deteriorating, I'd rather go sooner than later. |
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Post by Swampy on May 24, 2013 21:00:10 GMT -5
Denny, you are an inspiration.  |
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Post by Sir John on May 24, 2013 21:07:14 GMT -5
...and when he finally goes they can drill a hole in the lid!
SJ
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2013 7:47:18 GMT -5
Denny, you are an inspiration. Yes, I am. ;D I'm a legend in my own mind. |
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2013 7:48:02 GMT -5
...and when he finally goes they can drill a hole in the lid! SJ Ok, I have no idea how to interpret that?  ?? |
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Post by Swampy on May 25, 2013 8:03:19 GMT -5
...and when he finally goes they can drill a hole in the lid! SJ Ok, I have no idea how to interpret that? ?? I was going to ask the same question. |
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