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Post by chevy on Aug 19, 2012 20:47:30 GMT -5
This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk yo
u through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.
'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."
"O.K." says the voice on the radio...
"Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . .."
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Post by Swampy on Aug 19, 2012 20:48:30 GMT -5
That's funny! You're tough enough to call yourself a Chevy, and you're honorable enough to hunt those who dishonor the military. Could you please tell the others - who are military - about yourself.
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chevy
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Post by chevy on Aug 19, 2012 20:50:22 GMT -5
I am a current licensed PI . I am a former SWAT LT in Texas and a 30 yr member of the USAFaCAP with the rank of Lt. Col. I am also a member of the Texas Guard.
I specialize in MEMS.
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Post by jerryfmcompushaft on Aug 20, 2012 8:51:38 GMT -5
I am a current licensed PI . I am a former SWAT LT in Texas and a 30 yr member of the USAFaCAP with the rank of Lt. Col. I am also a member of the Texas Guard. I specialize in MEMS. Let me tell those of you who may not know, becoming a LTC in the CAP is no easy task. And being a SWAT Lt is probably not a piece of cake either. Welcome, Chevy (though I can't say I care much for your Volt model) |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2012 15:50:01 GMT -5
I think the MOST important aspect of his joining is that we now have another TEXAN on board. Welcome!
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tim
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Post by tim on Aug 20, 2012 17:39:09 GMT -5
"Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . .."
Great joke. Thanks. Welcome to the forum. Where are you in Texas? I live near San Francisco, but I sometimes get down to Plano. Take care.
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Post by Sir John on Aug 20, 2012 18:08:38 GMT -5
Tim,
Which reminds me, how are things in the poor downtrodden area that you live. Is that white leather Bentley convertible still parked in the main street.
Come to think of it, that Bentley is now 8 years old, have you ungraded?
SJ
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chevy
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Post by chevy on Aug 20, 2012 21:11:52 GMT -5
I am a current licensed PI . I am a former SWAT LT in Texas and a 30 yr member of the USAFaCAP with the rank of Lt. Col. I am also a member of the Texas Guard. I specialize in MEMS. Let me tell those of you who may not know, becoming a LTC in the CAP is no easy task. And being a SWAT Lt is probably not a piece of cake either. Welcome, Chevy (though I can't say I care much for your Volt model) Thanks me either... lol |
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Post by chevy on Aug 20, 2012 21:12:38 GMT -5
Thanks for the welcome folks, I am in Fort Worth "Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . .." Great joke. Thanks. Welcome to the forum. Where are you in Texas? I live near San Francisco, but I sometimes get down to Plano. Take care. |
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Post by Swampy on Aug 20, 2012 21:27:46 GMT -5
I hear Texas is doing well, and there's a large Chinese population there - but no Chinese lawyers.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2012 9:02:32 GMT -5
I hear Texas is doing well, and there's a large Chinese population there - but no Chinese lawyers. With almost 84,000 lawyers in Texas I'm sure there must be at least one. Despite being a Texan I was not aware of a "large" Chinese population. The only nationality (not listed as the most)with a "large" population is American Anglo Saxon. Americans used to be #1 but are rapidly becoming #2. They are a dying breed and by the 2030s or so will be a minority race in the States. |
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Post by tim on Aug 21, 2012 23:29:38 GMT -5
Tim, Which reminds me, how are things in the poor downtrodden area that you live. Is that white leather Bentley convertible still parked in the main street. Come to think of it, that Bentley is now 8 years old, have you ungraded? Greetings John. I have upgraded. I cut the back out of the old Bentley to make it into truck. Now I can haul hay, etc., for my horses. I've put some off-road tires on it too. I'm waiting for my new Bentley to be delivered. It's got about 500hb. I'm sure it will be great for hauling too. |
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Post by Sir John on Aug 21, 2012 23:51:41 GMT -5
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Post by Sir John on Aug 21, 2012 23:58:38 GMT -5
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