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Post by Sir John on Feb 5, 2019 15:18:29 GMT -5
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see ok ?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.'
'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be fucked if he needed glasses'.
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Post by Swampy on Feb 5, 2019 19:37:58 GMT -5
Are you past your snake fetish now?
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Post by Sir John on Feb 5, 2019 20:11:24 GMT -5
Nup, got LOTS of fetishes, which one do you want?
SJ
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Post by dry on Jul 10, 2019 7:31:26 GMT -5
The mathematician, the logician's wife had given birth to a baby.
A friend asked the question:
'Is it a boy or a girl?'
The logician answered:
'Yes.'
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Post by Sir John on Jul 10, 2019 10:32:12 GMT -5
Hermes and Aphrodite were SO pleased!
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Post by dry on Jul 10, 2019 11:12:22 GMT -5
Hermes and Aphrodite were SO pleased! Did you know that the "hermetic philosophy" gets her name from the name HERMES?
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Post by dry on Feb 5, 2020 5:44:34 GMT -5
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