Post by jerryfmcompushaft on Sept 9, 2012 11:56:48 GMT -5
Many months ago a lonely bachelor took the on-line advice he received in a social networking site and went to the pet store to buy a pet to ease his loneliness. While searching through the lines and columns of cages he happened upon a delightful, cuddly, furry little ball of fluff that took to him immediately and displayed its delight by standing on its front legs, doing back flips and many other spontaneous tricks.
Being unfamiliar with this intriguing animal, our lonely bachelor asked to proprietor what it was. The store owner replied, "That's a Rarie. There are very few of them in existence, and they are while very expensive, very easy to care for."
Our hero said, "I don't care about the expense - that is a most interesting and talented animal. I must have it for my pet."
Money was exchanged and the proper ownership papers executed, and our hero, and his Rarie left the store for home.
As time went by, the little Rarie grew and grew. In the first month it had grown to the size of a small dog. The second month it was as large as a pony. The third month saw the Rarie reach the size of a full grown horse.
Our bachelor, who lived in a small one bedroom apartment became alarmed and concerned that he would not be able to keep his Rarie do to its increasing size and offered it for sale. Months went by with no buyers, but the Rarie continued to increase in size.
In desperation, the owner rented a dump truck, loaded his Rarie into it and drove to the edge of the Grand Canyon with the idea of tipping the Rarie over the edge to rid himself of the now uncontrollable animal.
He backed the truck to the edge of the precipice and prepared to lift the dump truck bed. The Rarie looked over the edge of the truck bed down into the chasm and shouted, "That's a long, long way to tip a Rarie!"
Being unfamiliar with this intriguing animal, our lonely bachelor asked to proprietor what it was. The store owner replied, "That's a Rarie. There are very few of them in existence, and they are while very expensive, very easy to care for."
Our hero said, "I don't care about the expense - that is a most interesting and talented animal. I must have it for my pet."
Money was exchanged and the proper ownership papers executed, and our hero, and his Rarie left the store for home.
As time went by, the little Rarie grew and grew. In the first month it had grown to the size of a small dog. The second month it was as large as a pony. The third month saw the Rarie reach the size of a full grown horse.
Our bachelor, who lived in a small one bedroom apartment became alarmed and concerned that he would not be able to keep his Rarie do to its increasing size and offered it for sale. Months went by with no buyers, but the Rarie continued to increase in size.
In desperation, the owner rented a dump truck, loaded his Rarie into it and drove to the edge of the Grand Canyon with the idea of tipping the Rarie over the edge to rid himself of the now uncontrollable animal.
He backed the truck to the edge of the precipice and prepared to lift the dump truck bed. The Rarie looked over the edge of the truck bed down into the chasm and shouted, "That's a long, long way to tip a Rarie!"
