Post by Sir John on Oct 6, 2012 14:30:53 GMT -5
I went down to the pub yesterday for a "cleansing ale" (just one).
A bloke came with a box in his hand, and as he ordered his beer he put the box on the bar.
We got talking and he pointed to the box and said, I would like to show you something, and he opened the box, Inside was a tiny man about 10" high, and he had a amazing miniature grand piano.
The tiny pianist began to play, and it was magnificent.
When he was finished I asked the bloke where he came from and he said,
"well, I helped this little old lady cross the road and when we got to the other side she thanked me and told me she was a fairy godmother who would like to grant me one wish"
"And that was when the misunderstanding took place".
SJ
A bloke came with a box in his hand, and as he ordered his beer he put the box on the bar.
We got talking and he pointed to the box and said, I would like to show you something, and he opened the box, Inside was a tiny man about 10" high, and he had a amazing miniature grand piano.
The tiny pianist began to play, and it was magnificent.
When he was finished I asked the bloke where he came from and he said,
"well, I helped this little old lady cross the road and when we got to the other side she thanked me and told me she was a fairy godmother who would like to grant me one wish"
"And that was when the misunderstanding took place".
SJ
