Post by Sir John on Oct 11, 2012 18:54:26 GMT -5
Young lad, about 15, almost as innocent as I was/am, was cautioned by his mother about the strip joint up the road.
His Mother assured him that if he entered the strip joint he would turn to stone.
Like all 15 year olds he ignored the warning and bought a ticket to the show.
Soon after the show started he rushed from the theatre in terror. The manager stopped him and asked what was wrong, and the poor innocent lad's reply was "My Mum said that if i came in here I would turn to stone,
......and I think I have started".
His Mother assured him that if he entered the strip joint he would turn to stone.
Like all 15 year olds he ignored the warning and bought a ticket to the show.
Soon after the show started he rushed from the theatre in terror. The manager stopped him and asked what was wrong, and the poor innocent lad's reply was "My Mum said that if i came in here I would turn to stone,
......and I think I have started".
