Did ya hear the one about.......

[Sir John]

....the drop dead gorgeous 22 year old blonde?

Married a 73 year old bloke, up to the 5 star honeymoon suite and not seen again for 5 days.

The bride staggers down to the front desk in a hell of a state. The clerk asked if all was OK and she replied.......

"He told me he had been saving up for 60 years, and I thought he meant his MONEY!!!



SJ

[Sir John]

Did ya get that one Swampy, nobody else did?

[Swampy]

Aug 16, 2014 17:22:32 GMT -5 Sir John said:

Did ya get that one Swampy, nobody else did?

Understanding it is one thing; posting a comment is another. This joke speaks for itself, so we had nothing else to say.

[Premierme]

An elderly farmer aged late 80s married a 25 year old woman and the towns folk were amazed, the farmer entered a local bar one afternoon and other farmers asked how his wife was, he replied "I cannot keep my hands off her" and the farmers were envious. This went on for over a year, once a week the farmer went to town and had a beer at the bar and repeated his story time and time again.

And then he entered the bar one afternoon and the farmers asked him the question. He replied: "I could not keep the hands off her so I dismissed them all and purchased a tractor".