Post by Sir John on Jun 28, 2015 13:56:18 GMT -5
From another Australian Forum.
For Americans, you should consult your Australian wall map in your den to find where Woy Woy is. Woy Woy is part of the miserable metropolis of Sydney NSW, which is a poor cousin to the likes of Detroit Michigan.
Surrounded by vast areas of barren rocks, sand, and "Hoovervilles".
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"Where the heck is Woy Woy?
The only cow in a small town in Latrobe Valley in Victoria, stopped giving milk.
The people did some research & found they could buy a cow up in
Woy Woy in N.S.W, for $500.00.
They bought the cow from Woy Woy in N.S.W & the cow was wonderful.
It produced lots of milk all of the time, & the people were pleased & very happy.
They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow & produce more cows like it.
They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They bought a bull & put it in the pasture with their beloved cow.
However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away.
No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away
from the bull & he could not succeed in his quest.
The people were very upset & decided to ask the local Veterinarian, who was very wise, what to do.
They told the vet what was happening.
'Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away they said.
If he approaches from the back, she moves forward.
When he approaches her from the front, she backs off.
An approach from the side & she walks away to the other side.'
The veterinarian thinks about this for a minute & asks,
'Did you buy this cow in Woy Woy in N.S.W?'
The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they
bought the cow. 'You are truly a wise Vet,' they said. '
How did you know we got the cow in Woy Woy?'
The veterinarian replied, with a distant look in his eye.
'My Wife is from Woy Woy'!
Bet Americans have the same joke!
SJ
For Americans, you should consult your Australian wall map in your den to find where Woy Woy is. Woy Woy is part of the miserable metropolis of Sydney NSW, which is a poor cousin to the likes of Detroit Michigan.
Surrounded by vast areas of barren rocks, sand, and "Hoovervilles".
====================================================================
"Where the heck is Woy Woy?
The only cow in a small town in Latrobe Valley in Victoria, stopped giving milk.
The people did some research & found they could buy a cow up in
Woy Woy in N.S.W, for $500.00.
They bought the cow from Woy Woy in N.S.W & the cow was wonderful.
It produced lots of milk all of the time, & the people were pleased & very happy.
They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow & produce more cows like it.
They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They bought a bull & put it in the pasture with their beloved cow.
However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away.
No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away
from the bull & he could not succeed in his quest.
The people were very upset & decided to ask the local Veterinarian, who was very wise, what to do.
They told the vet what was happening.
'Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away they said.
If he approaches from the back, she moves forward.
When he approaches her from the front, she backs off.
An approach from the side & she walks away to the other side.'
The veterinarian thinks about this for a minute & asks,
'Did you buy this cow in Woy Woy in N.S.W?'
The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they
bought the cow. 'You are truly a wise Vet,' they said. '
How did you know we got the cow in Woy Woy?'
The veterinarian replied, with a distant look in his eye.
'My Wife is from Woy Woy'!
Bet Americans have the same joke!
SJ
