Post by Premier on Jul 5, 2015 2:41:00 GMT -5
Blacksmith, there's a joke I heard in Alice Springs, Northern Territory, Australia quite some years ago that goes like this: (short version) An Aboriginal stumbles on a lamp, out pops a genie, who offers him three wishes. "I wanna be white", says the Aboriginal. Poof! And he is. "Next wish?" says the genie. "I wanna have a big house with ten beautiful blond women to obey my every command" says the new white guy, and Poof!, he's got ten gorgeous semi-naked blondes all over him. "Last wish?" says the genie. "I wanna have an inexhaustible supply of money and never have to work for it", says the white guy, and Poof!, he's black again.