Man bites dog.

[Swampy]

This is not just a role-reversal - this Australian male got into a fight with a police dog while resisting arrest, and he got the better of the fight. He's been denied bail and will appear in court soon.

[boxcar]

There is the story told of two new immigrants who arrived in New York. They thought they would partake of the local diet and found a hot dog stand near by. They ordered the offered cuisine and watched as it was garnished with condiments as well as a liberal supply of mustard and onions.

The one immigrant open his bun and inspected the offering just to make sure and then asked his friend, “what part of the dog did you get?”.

[Deleted]

Excellent, JR, excellent!