Post by dontom on Nov 16, 2015 0:05:47 GMT -5
Bob finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his rifles for an upcoming shoot..
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks:
"Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the gun room and you probably should just consider selling all your gun collection and motorcycles."
Bob gets this horrified look on his face.
Then She says:
"Darling, what's wrong?"
"There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."
"Ex wife!!!
"
She screams, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!!!"
Bob's reply: "I wasn't ..."
-Don- Reno, NV
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks:
"Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the gun room and you probably should just consider selling all your gun collection and motorcycles."
Bob gets this horrified look on his face.
Then She says:
"Darling, what's wrong?"
"There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."
"Ex wife!!!
"She screams, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!!!"
Bob's reply: "I wasn't ..."
-Don- Reno, NV