Cold frozen windows

[dontom]

A wife texts her husband on a cold winter morning:

“Windows frozen, won’t open”

Husband texts back:

“Gently pour warm water on it and carefully tap around the edges with your little kitchen hammer”

Wife texts back after five minutes:

“Computer really messed up now”

-Don- Reno, NV

[dry]

Nov 16, 2015 0:09:19 GMT -5 dontom said:

A wife texts her husband on a cold winter morning:

“Windows frozen, won’t open”

Husband texts back:

“Gently pour warm water on it and carefully tap around the edges with your little kitchen hammer”

Wife texts back after five minutes:

“Computer really messed up now”

-Don- Reno, NV

Customer calls by phone to an European computer support person:

"My printer does not work"

Support person asks her:

"Is it a black and white printer?"

Customer answers:

"No.  It is light grey."

AJY

[Sir John]

Is the customer a blonde?

[dry]

Nov 19, 2015 19:17:32 GMT -5 Sir John said:

Is the customer a blonde?

Customer is a blonde.

AJY