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Post by mcnoch on Dec 5, 2012 15:49:06 GMT -5
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Post by jerryfmcompushaft on Dec 5, 2012 16:29:19 GMT -5
More truth than humor in that one......
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2012 5:00:02 GMT -5
An construction engineer found a Frog on a construction site and picked it up, the Frog spoke to him, much to his surprise. "Kiss me please" the Frog said and when he ignored it the Frog pleaded "Please kiss me and I will become a beautiful Princess and marry you, pleasure you, do whatever you want". The engineer considered his options and replied, "I am an engineer, I lead a very busy life, I do not have time for a wife, so I cannot kiss you". The Frog, desperate, offered to do anything for a kiss. The engineer replied, "No, I will not kiss you but I will not abandon you, I do not have time for a wife, but a talking Frog, now that's cool".
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Post by bluejay77 on Dec 10, 2012 16:16:24 GMT -5
A Chinese person arrived at a bank desk, ambulating an ape, a chimpanzee, with a dog lead.
The bank clerk asked: "Why do you keep that ape with you?"
The chimpanzee said: "He will pay the bills for me."
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Post by Swampy on Dec 10, 2012 18:07:22 GMT -5
Why Chinese???
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Post by bluejay77 on Dec 11, 2012 6:51:48 GMT -5
Well that was on the border between tastefulness and non-tastefulness. I have nothing against them -- but I had to choose some identity for the object of the fun. Just any identity. I think that the original had read not "Chinese" but "traitor Jew" but I don't know how well that would have been understood. |
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