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Post by boxcar on Dec 10, 2012 17:41:16 GMT -5
Bible Quotes:
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ? A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q.. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ? A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? A. The area around Jordan The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents? A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groan...)
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Post by jerryfmcompushaft on Dec 11, 2012 9:32:09 GMT -5
I love puns....
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Post by Swampy on Dec 11, 2012 10:57:45 GMT -5
Same here.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2012 14:16:34 GMT -5
I not only loved them but I plagerized JRs and sent them to another forum I'm on! I have no shame.
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Post by boxcar on Dec 11, 2012 16:00:11 GMT -5
Hell, where do you think I got them?
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Post by dontom on Dec 12, 2012 5:40:47 GMT -5
Now, even this Bible quote makes sense:'Leviticus 20:13: "If a man lays with another man he should be stoned." 'Gay marriage & marijuana being legalized on the same day proves we were all interpreting this Bible quote incorrectly!
-Don-
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Post by jerryfmcompushaft on Dec 12, 2012 9:05:47 GMT -5
Now, even this Bible quote makes sense:'Leviticus 20:13: "If a man lays with another man he should be stoned." 'Gay marriage & marijuana being legalized on the same day proves we were all interpreting this Bible quote incorrectly!
-Don- LOL. But, I admit, I had to read it three times before I got it
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Post by Swampy on Dec 13, 2012 2:21:50 GMT -5
LOL! Don, can you post this in the FB version? Thanks.
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Post by dontom on Dec 13, 2012 10:57:02 GMT -5
LOL! Don, can you post this in the FB version? Thanks. I will let you do it, since you're there all the time.
-Don-
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Post by Swampy on Dec 13, 2012 11:00:59 GMT -5
Done!
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