Joke for Swampy

[mcnoch]

A dad wants to buy his little daughter a nice Christmas gift. So he went to a toy store and sees a long line of different Barbie dolls. Not sure which one to buy he asks a salesperson for the prices for the different Barbie dolls:

“Oh, there is College-Barbie for 27,95,
next is Camping-Barbie for 27,95,
and this is Surfing-Barbie for 27,95,
an here we have Holiday-Barbie for 27,95,
over there is Shopping-Barbie for 27,95,
....
and finally here is Divorced-Barbie for 527,95.

"Wait, why costs this Divorced-Barbie 500 more than all the other Barbies?" asks the man. "Well" answers the salesperson "You must see it comes with quite a lot of extras: Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's ship, Ken's dog, Ken's stereo, Ken's TV......."

[jerryfmcompushaft]

Yes--- most appropriate for Swampy and contains a grain of truth!

[Swampy]

Sorry, but divorced Barbie lost it all to her lawyer.

[jerryfmcompushaft]

Who probably slept with her too.......

[Deleted]

That would be unethical.

Anyway lawyers are far too busy, like engineers.

Like the engineer that found a frog on a construction site and when he picked it up it spoke to him, "please kiss me and I will turn into a beautiful Barbie and be your servant". The engineer was amazed but explained that he was far too busy for a relationship. He then told the Frog that he would keep her and when she protested he explained "I have no time for a relationship with a woman but a talking Frog, that's cool".