Post by jerryfmcompushaft on Aug 21, 2012 15:24:16 GMT -5
A noted scientist was conducting an experiment for the US Navy that examined the possibility of prolonging the life of specially trained porpoises used for undersea demolition and exploration. He discovered that if the animals were fed only a particular type of sea gull, their health improved immeasurable with the possibility of their living to 200 years or more. Each morning he would kill and dress a number of birds and make sure the porpoises had their daily meal of this special food.
One morning a lion escaped from the California State Zoological Park and, by happenstance, fell asleep on the scientist's front porch. He stood there, holding the day's offering of sea gulls in his left hand while he pondered his next move, knowing full well that if he did not feed his porpoises their daily meal, his research would be seriously compromised.
He very carefully opened his front door, gingerly stepped over the sleeping lion and made his way to the waterfront holding area for his special porpoises.
Upon his arrival, he was arrested by California State Troopers and charged with transporting gulls across a state lion for immortal porpoises...... Ba Boom!
One morning a lion escaped from the California State Zoological Park and, by happenstance, fell asleep on the scientist's front porch. He stood there, holding the day's offering of sea gulls in his left hand while he pondered his next move, knowing full well that if he did not feed his porpoises their daily meal, his research would be seriously compromised.
He very carefully opened his front door, gingerly stepped over the sleeping lion and made his way to the waterfront holding area for his special porpoises.
Upon his arrival, he was arrested by California State Troopers and charged with transporting gulls across a state lion for immortal porpoises...... Ba Boom!
