Post by jerryfmcompushaft on Aug 22, 2012 10:46:36 GMT -5
And old farmer had a particularly great peach tree growing in his back 40 next to a pond that was thought to be instrumental in producing the largest, juiciest and sweetest peaches in all the world. One fine summer day this old farmer thought what a great idea it would be if he had some of these luscious peaches and cream as he sat on his front porch contemplating the state of the world.
He grabbed a large bucket and set off for the location of this world famous peach tree to harvest himself some delightful peaches. As he approached the pond and the tree, he heard what sounded like female giggles and laughter.
When he broke out into the clearing containing the pond and the great peach tree, he saw three 20-somethings skinny dipping in his pond.
The girls saw him about the same time he saw them and ducked under the water up to their chins. One of them called out to him, "Go away, you dirty old man! We are not coming out of this water until you leave!!"
The old guy replied, "Why ladies, I am offended that you thought I was here spying on you skinny dipping in my pond." Raising the bucket, he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator!"
Moral -Don't mess with old folks....
He grabbed a large bucket and set off for the location of this world famous peach tree to harvest himself some delightful peaches. As he approached the pond and the tree, he heard what sounded like female giggles and laughter.
When he broke out into the clearing containing the pond and the great peach tree, he saw three 20-somethings skinny dipping in his pond.
The girls saw him about the same time he saw them and ducked under the water up to their chins. One of them called out to him, "Go away, you dirty old man! We are not coming out of this water until you leave!!"
The old guy replied, "Why ladies, I am offended that you thought I was here spying on you skinny dipping in my pond." Raising the bucket, he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator!"
Moral -Don't mess with old folks....
