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Post by dontom on Feb 11, 2013 17:55:01 GMT -5
A guy asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?”The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library stared at the guy; he was truly embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said:
"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
The guy then responded with a loud voice : “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH!”
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered in her ear: "I study law, and I know how to screw people."
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Post by Swampy on Feb 11, 2013 18:09:45 GMT -5
Wait a minute - if he's a lawyer, why should he pay for screwing her? He should be charging his hourly rate.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2013 23:05:54 GMT -5
But if he is a lawyer Swampy he would have no time for that.
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