Johnny and Mary.

[Sir John]

Little Johnny and little Mary were playing behind the couch.

Johnny showed Mary his **** and said "you haven't got one of these".

Mary dropped her pants and said, "with one of these, I can get one of those, ANY time I like".

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Mary hit the nail on the head .

[Swampy]

Feb 19, 2013 21:35:52 GMT -5 @muleskinner07 said:

Mary hit the nail on the head .

So to speak.

[Sir John]

I have vague memories of some 'behind the couch' episodes. One was in a tent actually.