Post by Sir John on Feb 5, 2019 15:33:09 GMT -5
We live in Perth Australia and the missus decided for the first time
to wear a burka for a week just to see what the reaction would be.
The first morning she was sworn at, punched on the nose,
kicked up the arse, and received death threats.
Heaven knows what's going to happen when she leaves the house.
Can you spare just $5.00 ?
Ranjitu is a 9yr old boy living in Zambia.
He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to
school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels,
no brakes and only 1 pedal..
If you send us just $5.00, we will send you the video - it’s hilarious.
I've caught a stray parrot in my garden
All he says is, "Good morning you ugly prick."
The parrot isn't yours is it?
I'm sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for donations.
Just had one from the sperm bank.
Boy, did I give her a mouthful.
Been to the optometrist today - he told me I was colour blind.
I'm rather worried now that some of my mates could be black.
If you are, will you delete my e-mail address ?
There's a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market:
'Trycoxagain'.
In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point.
One of the questions was to name two things
commonly found in Cells.
It appears that 'Aboriginals' is not the correct answer.
My girlfriend told me I was no longer romantic so I
booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night.
Unfortunately she isn't interested in Snooker & Pool.
You can justifiably say lots of bad things about paedophiles,
but at least they drive slowly past schools.
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.
I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother's got a
moustache."
to wear a burka for a week just to see what the reaction would be.
The first morning she was sworn at, punched on the nose,
kicked up the arse, and received death threats.
Heaven knows what's going to happen when she leaves the house.
Can you spare just $5.00 ?
Ranjitu is a 9yr old boy living in Zambia.
He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to
school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels,
no brakes and only 1 pedal..
If you send us just $5.00, we will send you the video - it’s hilarious.
I've caught a stray parrot in my garden
All he says is, "Good morning you ugly prick."
The parrot isn't yours is it?
I'm sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for donations.
Just had one from the sperm bank.
Boy, did I give her a mouthful.
Been to the optometrist today - he told me I was colour blind.
I'm rather worried now that some of my mates could be black.
If you are, will you delete my e-mail address ?
There's a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market:
'Trycoxagain'.
In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point.
One of the questions was to name two things
commonly found in Cells.
It appears that 'Aboriginals' is not the correct answer.
My girlfriend told me I was no longer romantic so I
booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night.
Unfortunately she isn't interested in Snooker & Pool.
You can justifiably say lots of bad things about paedophiles,
but at least they drive slowly past schools.
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.
I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother's got a
moustache."